How Vector Created the World (also the Beginning of the Holy Bible of Vector)

I like to call this the first chapter of the bible.

Ahem.

And Vector said “LET THERE BE LIGHT.” and there was light.

And he said “GET VECTOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.”

And he banished Gru from the world… but he was not able to stop the minions…

The minions are pure evil... indulging in a lack of ability to speak normally and a weird obsessions with bananas… they were truly disgusting creatures.

“Get Vectoredd!” Vector said again and he had an epic duel with the minions… but then…

THE BIG BANG.

EARTH WAS CREATED ONLY TO MAKE THE MOVIE DESPICABLE ME AND MAKE THE MINIONS THE GOOD GUYS.

But us the leaders of the Vector Cult will not be silenced!

We know the truth!

Minions are disgusting and evil!

Join us new brothers and sisters of the Vector Cult!

We must banish the minions… or the world will fall into eternal darkness…

VECTOR MUST PREVAIL.