A Post About Minions

Minions = Satan

Now some may believe that this is a rather bold statement. Sure minions are filthy degenerate creatures... but they can't be all that bad!

I N C O R R E C T

No my friend, minions are literally Satan. They're disgusting yellow creatures that rose from the pits of hell... their only purpose? Infect the world with awful minion memes!

Aha

Wow so funny.

My point is... minions are only really targeted towards children. They seem harmless and funny... but really its a scheme. These creatures are trying to influence the children, so the next generation of humans will worship minions as their overlords.

So all I'm asking of you is... help me stop these minions by joining the Vector Cult.

Together, we can stop these minions for good.